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A LITTLE HUMOR.....I THINK MONTANA HAS MADE ME A CHANGED WOMAN........


WEEPY LIMERICK

Today I'm hooking up with MAD KANE and her humor blog.

She gives you the beginning line of a limerick and you build on that:

OK HERE GOES...her beginning line is 

A WOMAN WHO READILY CRIED.....

My limerick~~~~~

A WOMAN  WHO READILY CRIED
HAD A DOG WHO PASSED GAS AND THEN SIGHED

HER TEARS FLOWED LIKE RAIN 
FROM THE DOG'S MELODIOUS REFRAIN
YET FIDO SIMPLY TOOK IT IN STRIDE

SHE NEVER FACED UP TO THE FACT
HER CRYING WAS ONLY AN ACT

HER DOG WOULD LOOK ON ~~ PASS GAS
AND THEN YAWN

NOT REALIZING IT WAS BEANO HE LACKED~~

I know what you are thinking.....
JO get a life......  (O:(O:

Hugs to all,

Jo

Comments

  1. Castles Crowns and CottagesSeptember 16, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    teeeeheeeee! Oh, I wish I had TIME to engage in such fun! I am barely making it, juggling work and blogging. (I do love my job, but these days, it is ridiculously busy since two teachers were laid off!). GREAT FUN, JO! Anita

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  2. Blondie's JournalSeptember 16, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Jo~~~~

    This is hysterical!! What an imagination you have!! I love the limerick!

    xoxo
    Janie

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  3. Sissie's Shabby CottageSeptember 16, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    You are just too funny girl.

    hugs
    Sissie

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  4. KellySeptember 16, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    It's good to see someone has a sense of humor....Life has been so serious lately it seems...Thanks for the laugh!

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  5. VictoriaSeptember 16, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Yay...fabulous...thanks for the chuckle...so sooo cute!! Shine on Jo!!!..and thankyou for your warm wishes and kindness! Hugs!
    Kiki~

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Funny! Wish I had an imagination and talent like that. Hugs

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  7. SheilaSeptember 16, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    SO funny; and I truly needed a carefree laugh! Thank you, so much, for your sweet and heartfelt post to my blog. It means a great deal. All the best to you - enjoy your weekend and I ADORE the pic. Dogs are so awesome!!! Sheila

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  8. VM Creation AtelierSeptember 17, 2010 at 6:04 AM

    HEAVENLY nice image and YOu,dear Jo:-)))*

    Tahnk you for shareing you fabulousness,

    Love,
    ***Violetta***

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  9. PamelaSeptember 17, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    You are one crazy girl!!! Must be why i visit everyday...
    Pamela xo

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  10. Angelsdoor * PennySeptember 17, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    Dear Jo

    Now that is FUNNY!! Thank you so much for visiting and your sweet comment about my painting. I always look forward to seeing you at my door.
    Blessings,
    Penny

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  11. It's Just DottieSeptember 17, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    You are so very cute. Your comments on my blog are very special to me.
    Smiles ,
    Dottie
    ♥

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  12. Jeanne HenriquesSeptember 18, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    Jo, what a lovely way for me to start the morning!
    You made my day with this limerick.
    Best wishes for a wonderful weekend.

    Jeanne :)

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  13. Presépio no CanalSeptember 18, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    Hello, Jo

    Thank you for your sweet comment ;-) You are very welcome in Presepio
    ;-)
    I wish you a wonderful week-end ;-)
    My grandma was very special to me too ;-) It is very sweet of you to dedicate your blog to your grandma ;-)

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